Housekeeping Tip

Housekeeping tip

Always keep several "get well" cards on the coffee table.

That way, if unexpected guests arrive,

they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean. 

New Word: Exhaustipated

New Word: Exhaustipated

Here is a new word to add to 

your vocabulary.

It will be especially useful 

to us senior folks!

Exhaustipated: meaning 

"too tired to give a shit.

I Think The Clutch

I think the clutch

has gone in my butt..

cuz i can't get my

arse into gear !

My Defense

In my defense

I was unsupervised !

Lose Weight

I wish i could lose weight as

easy as !

lose my 

Keys, pen, cell phone, my

Temper and even my mind!

Sometimes I Just Want

Sometimes i just want 

someone to 

hug me and say,

i know it's hard.

You're going to be okay.

Here's a coffee and

5 million dollars.

Killing Them With Kindness

When killing them with kindness

doesn't work i've heard a 

baseball bat is quite effective.

Deal With Everyone

Common sense is not a gift,

It's a punishment.

Because you have to deal with

everyone who doesn't have it.

Only a Few Years Ago

I want to know how i got to 

be this damn old.

Wasn't i in high school

only a few years ago ?