Night To Have Fun

Call me boring but i don't need
to go out partying on a Saturday
night to have fun...
Staying home and watching move
is just fine with me...

Stay Safe, Eat Cake

Skinny People are 

easier to kidnap.

Stay Safe, Eat Cake.

I Finally Lost My Mind

I Finally Lost My Mind.

if found, don't 

bother to return it.

It wasn't working

properly anyway!!!

I Gave Him A Glass Of Water

I Gave Him A Glass of water

Today a man  knocked on my 

door and asked for a small 

donation towards the 

local swimming pool.

i gave him a glass of water.

The Only Exercise

The only exercise

i've done this month

is running 

out of money.

I'll Call it A Smart Phone

I'll call it a smart phone

the day i yell

where's my freaking phone?

and it answers,

i'm here down the

back of the sofa.

I Just Ran 5 Miles

I just ran 5 miles and 

what a workout!

I didn't think that 

Ice cream truck 

would ever stop.

Offering a Free

Offering a free

smack in the head

to anyone who 

may need it.

Need to Be

I should be given an

award for keeping my

mouth shut when there's

so much that need to be

said.

RELATED TO ME

WHO IS WILLING

TO ADMIT THEY ARE

RELATED TO ME

Not Short

i'm not shoet

I'am a people 

mcnugget

To My Door

Don't Bring 

Negative 

to my door

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You're One in

You're 

One in 

A 

Minion.

The Bad News

The good news is even as we get older,

gays still look at our boobs.

The bad news is they have to squat

down first.

I'm a Millionaire

I'm a Millionaire!

I have little to

no money.

A bundle

Don't get your undies in a bundle.

It solves nothing and

it make you sit funny!!

I’m Not Crazy

I’m not crazy,

I’m just special.

… No,wait….

Maybe I am crazy.

one second… I have

to talk to myself about

this one, hold on…